The bae got me

For Starters:

Full name and any nicknames or titles: Nah you dont need to know that
and look at next question fucktard

Nickname?: Kar, karkat, charlie, carl, mizu 
call me by my real name and you will see the light my friend

Birthday/Age: July 15, 1997 || 17 and pr ou d

Species: what the fuck

Gender: male 
 
Sex: wat did i just answer this

Height: 5'6-5'7

Weight: uhhh
last time i checked it was like 250 or smth
idefc

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1) What is your favorite season?

Fall

2) What is your favorite color?

Blood red 

3) Favorite type of music?

I p much listen to literally everything
cant stand most country music tho

4) Favorite food?

Son
hit me up with that chicken alfredo
i am italian and proud


5) What type of shoes do you like wearing most?

My black converse
they make me feel hella swag

6) Favorite animal (for this please use Earth animals)?

Uhhhh
snakes || alligators/crocodiles || p much any reptile || any type of canine || Cats || i really like ocean animals || pretty much anything except monkies || i like some bugs too like ye s ||


7) Chunky or smooth peanut-butter, or are you allergic?:

why does this question matter

8) White or wheat bread?

i feel slightly like this is a racist question
cracker jack getting offended over here


9) Have a lucky number?

8
be symmetrical like my dick
jk no

10) Jeans, skirt, pants, pajamas, or shorts?:

MMMMMMMMM
pjs
i created that trend at my school okay

AIGHT LET'S LEARN A 'LIL MORE ABOUT YA:

11) Can you sing like an angel or is it like running nails down a chalk-board?:

More like a angel that got put in a blender  and turned on and their screams mixed with the blenders loud BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR noises


12) Do you sing along to your music around people? What about dancing to your music… in public?:

hmm depends if i am comfortable enough with the other person
i dont technically like my voice so yolo

bro 
i at least dance everyday
most of the time its just me sitting in my seat and randomly jamin' to some tune in my head

13) Play any musical instruments, how well?:

I played the flute in 4th grade does that count

14) If you were taken to a karaoke bar what's the first song you'd pick (you have to sing, no choice)?:




15) Any good at sports? Got any sport you're amazing at?:

sucking dick
jk no
but no
i hate sports
the most i do is walking
and riding bikes
hella swag

16) Even if you didn't go to school, what would have been your best subject? Your worst subject?:

Hmmmm
everything
i over achieve and succeed at lunch tho

17) Hey, do you have a lot of friends or just a few, do you even HAVE friends?:

thats confidential info

18) Got a best friend?:


this fagggot

you get 3 g's because u are special senpai <3
it was actually a typo
but we'll make it seem like it was intended sh

19) So what is your ideal job (legal or otherwise)?:

a job
hm
i really want to go into character design for movies and video games and such

if not that then i want to be an archaeologist
going and finding bones and exploring ruins n shit
because i love relics and museums are actually really interesting imo 

20) Alright, so let's say you get a day off from the dream job, what do you do on your day off?:

Sleep
and skype

s and s

Health Section:

21) Do you smoke; do you drink, heavily on either one?:

nope
i mean i do take drags off my step dads electric cigarette when hes not home
and i do sneak into my parents alcohol cabinet when im bored
#yolosweg 

22) Would you say you eat healthy?:

LOL FUCK NO


23) What about your eyes? Are you blind in one of them?:


i mean like i have to have my glasses or i get really bad headaches
and my eyes strain so i have kind of a hard time seeing things far away
but other than that no

24) Can you hear or do you need assistance in that?:

i have selective hearing so i may have to ask for you to repeat what you said

25) Is your body in good shape? Do you work out?:

bro
get out of here

26) Are you missing any limbs?:

dude i wish
that would be so cool

27) Were you born with any health problems: asthma, high blood pressure, cancer, etc.?:

uhh
i have mild asthma
so i dont need an inhaler or get attacks
but i breath heavy and i tend to lose my breath hella easy

i also have really bad bones
since like the beginning of timei have creaked and cracked like a 40 year old and i lock up a lot
i ache about 99.9% of my life


28) Have you gained any health problems in your life: breast cancer, diabetes, arthritis, burns?:

hmm
probably my hearing being shit

29) Is there something that is different about you mentally: split-personality, ADD, hallucinations, etc.?:

bipolarity
i think im dyslexic because i have the worst time reading and writing things

30) Is your body covered in scars?:

im not covered
i have my fair share tho

Love life stuff

31) First off, do you have a preference?:

What no

32) So, do you like anyone in particular? Do they like you back?:

this fuck
<3 <3 <3

33) Are you a virgin? Was it lost willingly?:

17 and a sad virgin

34) So if you were married, would you want kids?:

fuck no
our children will be animals
bae i need a snake right away

35) List ALL of your secret kinks (feet, bondage, blood, wrists, fish-net, BDSM, cat-ears, school girls/boys, etc.):

......
no

36) Do you like to cuddle?:

i am a walking bed
lay on me
wiggles eyebrows

37) If you got to choose who you lost/lose your virginity too, who would it be?:

yanno
this is confidential information
and kind of confusing atm
so frick off

38) Who was your first kiss?:

....

i havent had my first one

39) Where, to you, would be a kinky place to have sex? And a romantic place?:

hmm
kinky: in  public place
romantic: in a bed or on a counter/table top

40) How much do/would you actually LIKE having sex?:

i actually am really interested in it ok
//dont hit me

Feeling a bit uncomfortable? Well we're going into your family now. If you have children we're going to focus on your own childhood.

41) How many are in your family?:

me, my doge, my satan worshipping cat, mom and step dad

42) How many members of your family are still alive?

what type of question is this

43) What's the relationship you have/had with your family?:

my family is pretty broken up tbh
like i still see some of my family 
but we are mainly spread out all over the country
plus they dont really like me and my current family
so yolo

44) Do you think your parents would/are proud of you and the way you are now?:

i think they would appreciate me to do more or try to be more out there
plus i've never really accomplished anything nor do i have any type of trophy for my parents to brag about
so yeah
im not the best kid


45) Since a lot of people consider pets as part of the family, did/do you have any?:

refer above asshole

46) What's a pleasant memory you have of your family?:

i'd rather not remind myself that family used to be a thing

47) What's a bad memory?:

i have a lot

48) Where did you live when you were growing up?:

same place as now
hell
aka arizona
hah

49) Ever try to run away/get kicked out?:

i've thought about it, yes

50) Did you have your own room when you were growing up?:

yeah but i just slept in my moms room
im manly as hell

Right, so we're going to get a bit dirty now, just a little bit though.

51) List seven bad-habits (you're welcome to list more than seven).:

1) i bite my nails till they bleed/sometimes the nail completely off

2) i eat away at my lips until they bleed/ get relly bad sores on them

3) i eat as a comfort when im mentally disturbed

4) i tend to be a bit oblivious to things

5) i sometimes lie to make people happy
sorry guys

6) i can say rude things and mean it completely even if i dont think it rude or anything

7) i tend to have a lot of self hate and easily tell myself im not worth it

8) lets be honest guys im a complainer

9) im a jealous asshole and that makes me kind of act like an douche

10) i have lots of anger issues
 
52) What are five major irritations/pet-peeves of yours?:

1) people who dont get the hint that i dont like them

2) changes. i hate change.

3) someone continuing to do something even when i've told them to stop.

4) if you dont take me serious i will hit you

5) mess with my shit and/or thinks its cool to steal it

53) What would make you get into a fist fight, even if you were a pacifist by nature?:

probably fucking with my crew
ill mess you up if my clique gets messed with yo
or if you fuck up my bed when its made
i will kill you 

54) Would you ever steal for fun?:

if you mean to piss the other person off them yes

55) If offered, would you do hard drugs? Have you already done them?:

i've done/bought drugs before

56) What is your deepest fear?:

needles. it honestly doesnt matter what kind.
sewing, hair, medical
i dont care
get it away from me
because even just the thought of a needled makes me anxious
djsbvkdskvnwkesfre

57) What is your darkest secret?:

wow you think im actually going to say it


58) What have you done that you are ashamed of?:

breaking peoples trusts


59) Have you ever caused someone to break down into tears?:

that bitch wouldnt leave the lunch tble so i told her that nobody loved and that she was adopted
#biggest bitch

60) List seven flaws, starting with your biggest (Flaw ex: racist, sexist towards either gender, procrastinator, never on time, self-deprecating, etc).

1) self hater
2) depressed easily
3) i never do anything
4) stubborn fuckhead
5) selfish prick
6) i get angry when im not included in something
7) i always try to do things passively so that im better than everyone else (at least in my own mind.hah.)
8) i easily hate people

did 8 because its my favorite number fuck you

Alright so this part may be a little tough for you. We're going to get deep in the mud with the questions. Now answer truthfully!

61) What would cause you to murder someone? Have you murdered someone?:

probably out of anger

62) Have you ever contemplated suicide?:

yeah
multiple times


63) Have you ever been arrested for something more than a misdemeanor?:

yeah
almost
the police came to my school when i got out of school suspension lol

64) Would you take pleasure in torturing someone if it was someone you absolutely despised and loathed with every fiber of your being?:

yeah
i hope i do some day
i actually hate almost everyone 
lmfao

65) If you could take revenge on everyone who has ever hurt you, would you?

you hurt me
i sit and boil for days on end
i don't normally hold grudges
but i do plan revenge
and that makes people paranoid

66) What action would make you unable to look at yourself in the mirror?

living
LOL

67) Let's say you found the love of your life. You have a child with them and some unexpected life-threatening event occurs where you have to choose your child or the love of your life, whom do you choose?

uh
i wouldnt have the child in the first place
but
in that situation
probably myself

68) Could you kill a child for any reason?:

yeah
i hate the little fucks

69) Would you sleep with someone to gain more power/a higher position/status?:

i wouldnt have that ability anyways
im not physically fit for that spot HA AH

70) Would you kill someone for power/a higher position/status?

Sure why not
of course it would probably just be out of spite

Yeaaah I think a shower is in order, and maybe some comfort food. Alright, let's do something light and nice to make up for the depression I've induced.

71) Anyone you admire? Why do you admire them?:

i admire anyone who deals with me
they are the strongest imo

72) What do you do when you're upset?:

sit and be a little bitch

73) What would be an instant pick-me-up for you if you were having a bad day?:

the bae
senpai
go eat
sleep
cry
let the depression roll away slowly
cut i guess idefk

74) List seven nervous habits (running your hand through you hair, rubbing the inside of your wrist, rubbing the back of you neck, rambling, etc.).

1) biting my nails
2) bite my lip
3) my leg doing the bouncy thing
4) have a hard time focusing
5) i dont eat
6) i scratch a lot
7) lie

75) Do you like to sleep on a soft mattress or a stiff one?

what the fuck
why are you asking this

76) Do you/did you sleep with a stuffed animal?:

i sleep with my stuffed shark

77) Do you like to sleep in late or even on days off you wake up early?:

depends on the day
i can sometimes wake up early
sometimes wake up hella late

78) Any collections (bottle caps, masks, art, gadgets, etc.)?

gift cards and stickers

79) Any hobbies?:

a lot of stuff
ahah lazy

80) Would you rather play board games, video/computer games or what?:

i'd rather just be lazy and lay around and text
but i do like card games and playing marbles


because im old

Feel a little better? Not completely? Alright so here's so more light fun questions.

81) Shower or bath?:

shower
but a bath when im feeling sad or just needing to chill

82) Hot or cold water for the previous question?


depends on how my body is feeling

83) Favorite kind of dessert (hard candy, chocolate, jelly-beans, cake, pie, etc.)?:

fucking chocolate
chocolate is my life
I BINGE OKA Y


84) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor and what is a flavor that sounds terrible to you?:

i love lots of ice cream

no ice cream is bad ice cream

85) What type of toppings do you put on your ice-cream, do you put any toppings?

gimme those rainbow sprinkles

dances while shaking things of sprinkles 

86) Driver's seat or passenger?:

passenger

87) Any particular place you want to visit (can be ANYWHERE, the moon, Disneyland, anywhere)?:

the store to get some fucking food

88) What animal would you want to be (again for ease please use animals on earth)?:

 shark
or a snake

89) Favorite plant (tree, plant, flower your choice)?:

venus fly trap

90) Favorite smell (lilacs, cinnamon, fresh laundry, blood, etc.)?

pink roses or rain

Feel all better now? Good! Just a few more questions!

91) Go to a play/musical, watch a movie, or read a book?

movie

92) Do you have a religion?:

nah
im agnostic

93) Do you believe in karma?:

i tell people its karma all the time

94) If someone was broken down on the side of the road would you stop to help them?:

tough shit sherlock

95) What sort of super power would you want to have (you can only have one power)?

hmm either super strength or being able to fly or teleporting


96) A genie is giving you three wishes, what do you wish for (no wishing for more wishes)?:

to have unlimited amount of money
to be able to live with senpai
to be able to hold my bae and kiss her face

97) Where and what's your ideal place to live?:

any place tht rains a lot

98) Setting aside whether or not you fight, what is the type of weapon would you use?:

hmm
some giant claws or something so i can rip my enemies skin
then just goto town on their internal organs


99) The end of existence has been announced, you have a day until it ends, what do you do?:

practice my sick fires

Last question

100) do you like yourself?

no