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Full name and any nicknames or titles: Nah you dont need to know that and look at next question fucktard Nickname?: Kar, karkat, charlie, carl, mizu call me by my real name and you will see the light my friend Birthday/Age: July 15, 1997 || 17 and pr ou d Species: what the fuck Gender: male Sex: wat did i just answer this Height: 5'6-5'7 Weight: uhhh last time i checked it was like 250 or smth idefc
1) What is your favorite season?
2) What is your favorite color?
3) Favorite type of music?
I p much listen to literally everything cant stand most country music tho
4) Favorite food?
Son hit me up with that chicken alfredo i am italian and proud
5) What type of shoes do you like wearing most?
My black converse they make me feel hella swag
6) Favorite animal (for this please use Earth animals)?
Uhhhh snakes || alligators/crocodiles || p much any reptile || any type of canine || Cats || i really like ocean animals || pretty much anything except monkies || i like some bugs too like ye s ||
7) Chunky or smooth peanut-butter, or are you allergic?:
why does this question matter
8) White or wheat bread?
i feel slightly like this is a racist question cracker jack getting offended over here
9) Have a lucky number?
8 be symmetrical like my dick jk no
10) Jeans, skirt, pants, pajamas, or shorts?:
MMMMMMMMM pjs i created that trend at my school okay
AIGHT LET'S LEARN A 'LIL MORE ABOUT YA:
11) Can you sing like an angel or is it like running nails down a chalk-board?:
More like a angel that got put in a blender and turned on and their screams mixed with the blenders loud BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR noises
12) Do you sing along to your music around people? What about dancing to your music… in public?:
hmm depends if i am comfortable enough with the other person i dont technically like my voice so yolo
bro i at least dance everyday most of the time its just me sitting in my seat and randomly jamin' to some tune in my head
13) Play any musical instruments, how well?:
I played the flute in 4th grade does that count
14) If you were taken to a karaoke bar what's the first song you'd pick (you have to sing, no choice)?:
15) Any good at sports? Got any sport you're amazing at?:
sucking dick jk no but no i hate sports the most i do is walking and riding bikes hella swag
16) Even if you didn't go to school, what would have been your best subject? Your worst subject?:
Hmmmm everything i over achieve and succeed at lunch tho
17) Hey, do you have a lot of friends or just a few, do you even HAVE friends?:
thats confidential info
18) Got a best friend?:
you get 3 g's because u are special senpai <3 it was actually a typo but we'll make it seem like it was intended sh
19) So what is your ideal job (legal or otherwise)?:
a job hm i really want to go into character design for movies and video games and such
if not that then i want to be an archaeologist going and finding bones and exploring ruins n shit because i love relics and museums are actually really interesting imo
20) Alright, so let's say you get a day off from the dream job, what do you do on your day off?:
Sleep and skype
s and s
21) Do you smoke; do you drink, heavily on either one?:
nope i mean i do take drags off my step dads electric cigarette when hes not home and i do sneak into my parents alcohol cabinet when im bored #yolosweg
22) Would you say you eat healthy?:
LOL FUCK NO
23) What about your eyes? Are you blind in one of them?:
i mean like i have to have my glasses or i get really bad headaches and my eyes strain so i have kind of a hard time seeing things far away but other than that no
24) Can you hear or do you need assistance in that?:
i have selective hearing so i may have to ask for you to repeat what you said
25) Is your body in good shape? Do you work out?:
bro get out of here
26) Are you missing any limbs?:
dude i wish that would be so cool
27) Were you born with any health problems: asthma, high blood pressure, cancer, etc.?:
uhh i have mild asthma so i dont need an inhaler or get attacks but i breath heavy and i tend to lose my breath hella easy
i also have really bad bones since like the beginning of timei have creaked and cracked like a 40 year old and i lock up a lot i ache about 99.9% of my life
28) Have you gained any health problems in your life: breast cancer, diabetes, arthritis, burns?:
hmm probably my hearing being shit
29) Is there something that is different about you mentally: split-personality, ADD, hallucinations, etc.?:
bipolarity i think im dyslexic because i have the worst time reading and writing things
30) Is your body covered in scars?:
im not covered i have my fair share tho
Love life stuff
31) First off, do you have a preference?:
32) So, do you like anyone in particular? Do they like you back?:
this fuck <3 <3 <3
33) Are you a virgin? Was it lost willingly?:
17 and a sad virgin
34) So if you were married, would you want kids?:
fuck no our children will be animals bae i need a snake right away
35) List ALL of your secret kinks (feet, bondage, blood, wrists, fish-net, BDSM, cat-ears, school girls/boys, etc.):
36) Do you like to cuddle?:
i am a walking bed lay on me wiggles eyebrows
37) If you got to choose who you lost/lose your virginity too, who would it be?:
yanno this is confidential information and kind of confusing atm so frick off
38) Who was your first kiss?:
.... i havent had my first one
39) Where, to you, would be a kinky place to have sex? And a romantic place?:
hmm kinky: in public place romantic: in a bed or on a counter/table top
40) How much do/would you actually LIKE having sex?:
i actually am really interested in it ok //dont hit me
Feeling a bit uncomfortable? Well we're going into your family now. If you have children we're going to focus on your own childhood.
41) How many are in your family?:
me, my doge, my satan worshipping cat, mom and step dad
42) How many members of your family are still alive?
what type of question is this
43) What's the relationship you have/had with your family?:
my family is pretty broken up tbh like i still see some of my family but we are mainly spread out all over the country plus they dont really like me and my current family so yolo
44) Do you think your parents would/are proud of you and the way you are now?:
i think they would appreciate me to do more or try to be more out there plus i've never really accomplished anything nor do i have any type of trophy for my parents to brag about so yeah im not the best kid
45) Since a lot of people consider pets as part of the family, did/do you have any?:
refer above asshole
46) What's a pleasant memory you have of your family?:
i'd rather not remind myself that family used to be a thing
47) What's a bad memory?:
i have a lot
48) Where did you live when you were growing up?:
same place as now hell aka arizona hah
49) Ever try to run away/get kicked out?:
i've thought about it, yes
50) Did you have your own room when you were growing up?:
yeah but i just slept in my moms room im manly as hell
Right, so we're going to get a bit dirty now, just a little bit though.
51) List seven bad-habits (you're welcome to list more than seven).:
1) i bite my nails till they bleed/sometimes the nail completely off
2) i eat away at my lips until they bleed/ get relly bad sores on them
3) i eat as a comfort when im mentally disturbed
4) i tend to be a bit oblivious to things
5) i sometimes lie to make people happy sorry guys
6) i can say rude things and mean it completely even if i dont think it rude or anything
7) i tend to have a lot of self hate and easily tell myself im not worth it
8) lets be honest guys im a complainer
9) im a jealous asshole and that makes me kind of act like an douche
10) i have lots of anger issues
52) What are five major irritations/pet-peeves of yours?:
1) people who dont get the hint that i dont like them
2) changes. i hate change.
3) someone continuing to do something even when i've told them to stop.
4) if you dont take me serious i will hit you
5) mess with my shit and/or thinks its cool to steal it
53) What would make you get into a fist fight, even if you were a pacifist by nature?:
probably fucking with my crew ill mess you up if my clique gets messed with yo or if you fuck up my bed when its made i will kill you
54) Would you ever steal for fun?:
if you mean to piss the other person off them yes
55) If offered, would you do hard drugs? Have you already done them?:
i've done/bought drugs before
56) What is your deepest fear?:
needles. it honestly doesnt matter what kind. sewing, hair, medical i dont care get it away from me because even just the thought of a needled makes me anxious djsbvkdskvnwkesfre
57) What is your darkest secret?:
wow you think im actually going to say it
58) What have you done that you are ashamed of?:
breaking peoples trusts
59) Have you ever caused someone to break down into tears?:
that bitch wouldnt leave the lunch tble so i told her that nobody loved and that she was adopted #biggest bitch
60) List seven flaws, starting with your biggest (Flaw ex: racist, sexist towards either gender, procrastinator, never on time, self-deprecating, etc).
1) self hater 2) depressed easily 3) i never do anything 4) stubborn fuckhead 5) selfish prick 6) i get angry when im not included in something 7) i always try to do things passively so that im better than everyone else (at least in my own mind.hah.) 8) i easily hate people
did 8 because its my favorite number fuck you
Alright so this part may be a little tough for you. We're going to get deep in the mud with the questions. Now answer truthfully!
61) What would cause you to murder someone? Have you murdered someone?:
probably out of anger
62) Have you ever contemplated suicide?:
yeah multiple times
63) Have you ever been arrested for something more than a misdemeanor?:
yeah almost the police came to my school when i got out of school suspension lol
64) Would you take pleasure in torturing someone if it was someone you absolutely despised and loathed with every fiber of your being?:
yeah i hope i do some day i actually hate almost everyone lmfao
65) If you could take revenge on everyone who has ever hurt you, would you?
you hurt me i sit and boil for days on end i don't normally hold grudges but i do plan revenge and that makes people paranoid
66) What action would make you unable to look at yourself in the mirror?
67) Let's say you found the love of your life. You have a child with them and some unexpected life-threatening event occurs where you have to choose your child or the love of your life, whom do you choose?
uh i wouldnt have the child in the first place but in that situation probably myself
68) Could you kill a child for any reason?:
yeah i hate the little fucks
69) Would you sleep with someone to gain more power/a higher position/status?:
i wouldnt have that ability anyways im not physically fit for that spot HA AH
70) Would you kill someone for power/a higher position/status?
Sure why not of course it would probably just be out of spite
Yeaaah I think a shower is in order, and maybe some comfort food. Alright, let's do something light and nice to make up for the depression I've induced.
71) Anyone you admire? Why do you admire them?:
i admire anyone who deals with me they are the strongest imo
72) What do you do when you're upset?:
sit and be a little bitch
73) What would be an instant pick-me-up for you if you were having a bad day?:
the bae senpai go eat sleep cry let the depression roll away slowly cut i guess idefk
74) List seven nervous habits (running your hand through you hair, rubbing the inside of your wrist, rubbing the back of you neck, rambling, etc.).
1) biting my nails 2) bite my lip 3) my leg doing the bouncy thing 4) have a hard time focusing 5) i dont eat 6) i scratch a lot 7) lie
75) Do you like to sleep on a soft mattress or a stiff one?
what the fuck why are you asking this
76) Do you/did you sleep with a stuffed animal?:
i sleep with my stuffed shark
77) Do you like to sleep in late or even on days off you wake up early?:
depends on the day i can sometimes wake up early sometimes wake up hella late
78) Any collections (bottle caps, masks, art, gadgets, etc.)?
gift cards and stickers
79) Any hobbies?:
a lot of stuff ahah lazy
80) Would you rather play board games, video/computer games or what?:
i'd rather just be lazy and lay around and text but i do like card games and playing marbles
because im old
Feel a little better? Not completely? Alright so here's so more light fun questions.
81) Shower or bath?:
shower but a bath when im feeling sad or just needing to chill
Hey Hey mannn welcome to my page of magic and miracles. Take a look around if you'd like- im friendly and hyper all the time, so hit me up if you'd like to talk or rp or something haha i don bite i swear haha
shit about me real name: Caroline, but i dont really like going by that. Call me Karkat, Kar, Charlie, or Mizu please.
gender: fluid (changes from male to female/vise versa)
age: 17 im a bird mother fucker im a bird
residence: haha nah
some of the shit im into:
my babies from first to last- fantrolls are little shits huehue
Favorite visual artistGWERJYTKUFavorite movieshow to train your dragonFavorite TV showsUHH IDEFKFavorite bands / musical artiststoo many :PFavorite booksEndymion Spring, the kite runner, how to kill a mocking bird, manga Favorite writersNFGHBF,M N;Favorite gamesa gameFavorite gaming platformds, wii, ps3, xbox 360Tools of the TradeWHA..?Other Interests>.>